Sex shop

Today my friends and I went into a sex shop to buy a presant for a friend.

As embarrassing as it was to walk in there - when you got inside it was awsome! There was a couple looking for toys to spice it up a bit, there was a women trying to find a good dildo and there was us, buying a chocolate penis. I lopve how comfortable and safe you felt there, it was kinda weird!

Afterwards my friend started making fun of the women buying the dildo and it really annoyed me! I hate that there is still an issue with women and sex! WOMEN NEED SEX TOO PEOPLE! And sometimes a man doesn't always do the trick, or a women for that matter. So sometimes you have to find something that you can do yourself. I say good on her - I'm glad to see a women taking control of her sex life and not just ignoring her needs.

I hate that it is commonly overlooked, women need sexual releases too!

Michael Laws

Michael Laws. I have no idea how that man got elected and then re-elected as mayor of wHanguanui, let alone be elected as a Member of Parliament! Once again we have another example of a filthy Tory trying to ruin this country!

This time he believes that we should let the 'underclass' be voluntarily sterilised and give them $10,000 for it. Because clearly beneificeries and the 'underclass' contribute nothing at all to society, but are just a drain on our society. Laws doesn't want to have to pay high taxes to fund the dole for parents who kill their kids!

iswatgjsigjOIFJAI! He makes me sick! He's such an asshole. Honestly, who does he think he is! This is so draconian and imperialist! Instead of coming up with idiotic policy ideas why doesn't he actually come up with some legitimate ideas about raising the living standard in this country.

I wish Law's mother got sterilised - we would have all been better off.

Rory Gilmore's reading list

There are hundreds of different copies of Rory Gilmore's reading list, but this one seems comprehensive enough. One of my life goals, to read all of the books on it!

A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
The Advetures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay - Michael Chabon
An American Tradgedy - Theodore Dreiser
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl - Anne Frank
A Passage to India - E.M Forster
A Separate Peace - John Knowles
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn - Betty Smith
Autobiography of a Face - Lucy Grealy
The Awakening - Kate Chopin

Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress - Dai Sijie
Bee Season - Myla Goldberg
Bel Canto - Ann Patchett
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Beloved - Toni Morrison
The Bielski Brothers - Peter Duff
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
Brick Lane - Monica Ali

The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger
The Code of the Woodsters - P.G Wodehouse
Complete Tales and Poems - Edgar Allan Poe
The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
Cousin Bette - Honore De Balzac
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoevsky
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon

David Copperfeild - Charles Dickens
Death of a Salesmen - Arthur Miller
De Burgos - Julia De Burgos
The Devil in The White City - Erik Larson
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide Robert - Louis Stevenson

Ella Minnow Pea - Mark Dunn
Emma - Jane Austen
Empire Falls - Richard Russo
Ethan Frome - Edith Wharton
Extravagance - Gary Krist

Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
Fat Land: How Americans Became the Fattest People in the World - Greg Critser
The Five People You Meet in Heaven - Mitch Albom
Flowers of Algerhon - Daniel Keyes
The Fortress of Solitude - Jonathan Lethem
The Fountainhead - Ayn Rand
Frankenstein - Mary Shelley

Galapagos - Kurt Vonnegut
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
The God of Small Things - Arundhati Roy
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
Holidays on Ice - David Sedaris
How the Light Gets In - M.J Hylano
How to Breathe Underwater - Julie Orringer
The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Victor Hugo

Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
The Jungle - Upton Sinclair
Just a Couple of Days - Tony Vigorito

The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
The Kitchen Boy - Robert Alexander

Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Little Women - Louisa May Alcott
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
The Lottery: and Other Stories - Shirley Jackson
The Lovely Bones - Alice Seabold

The Master and Margarita - Mikhail Bulgaov
The Meaning of Consuelo - Judith Ortiz Cofer
Me Talk Pretty One - David Sedaris
The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
Middlesex - Jeffery Eugenides
My Life in Orange - Tim Guest
My Sister’s Keeper - Jodi Picoult

The Name of the Rose - Umberto Eco
The Namesake - Jhumpa Lahiri
The Nanny Diaries - Emma Mc Laughlin and Nicola Kraus
Nervous System J- an Lars Jensen
Night - Elie Wiesel

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Old School - Tobias Wolff
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Ken Kesey
On the Road - Jack Kerouac
The Opposite of Fate - Amy Tan
Oracle Night - Paul Auster
Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
The Polysyllabic Spree - Nick Hornby
The Portable Dorothy Parker - Dorothy Parker
Property - Valerie Martin
Pygmalion - George Bernard Shaw

Quattrocento - James McKean

The Razor’s Edge - W. Somerset Maugham
Reading Lolita in Tehran: A Memoir in Books -Azar Nafisi
The Red Tent - Anita Diamant
Rescuing Patty Hearst - Virgina Holman

Sacred Time - Ursula Hegi
The Sacred Letter - Nathaniel Hawthorne
The Secret Life of Bees - Sue Monk Kidd
The Sound and the Fury - William Faulkner
The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemmingway
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
Sybil - Flora Schreiber
The Story of My Life - Helen Keller
Song of the Simple Truth: The Complete Poems of Julia De Burgos - Julia De Burgos
Speak, Memory - Vladimir Nabokov
Siddartha - Hermann Hesse
Seabiscuit: An American Legend - Laura Hillenbraha
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Stiff: The Curious Lives of the Human Cadavers - Mary Roach
The Song of Names - Norman Lebrecht
Songbook - Nick Hornby
The Song Reader - Lisa Tuckor

Time and Again - Jack Finney
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
The True and Outstanding Adventures of the Hunt Sisters - Elisabeth Robinson
Truth and Beauty - Ann Patchett

Uncle Tom’s Cabin Harriet - Beecher Stowe
Unless - Carol Sheilds

Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray

When the Emperor Was Divine - Julie Otsuka
Wicked: The Life Times of the Wicked Witch of the West - Gregory Maguire

1984 George Orwell